I also forgot to inform everyone that Is-He-Or-Isn’t-He-Guy was wearing a Northface and some jeans last. week, inevitably stealing my heart.
So tomorrow he will undoubtedly be dressed in a wife beater and some acid-washed jeans. I’m just hoping hes mysteriously managed to grow a mullet as well. Now THAT is true love.
Archive for November, 2008
OK, you win this round
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, funny, how can a mullet be both a fish and a rockin' haircut?, is he or isnt he guy, life, love on November 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
At least in Rehab they have maids
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged comedy, family, friends, funny, humor, Intervention, life, reasons I can never run for president, rehab, Thanksgiving on November 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Me: I accidentally watched an episode of intervention last night
then I woke up this morning to find that no one had cleaned up anything in our apartment [from an insane drunken attempt by too many 20 somethings at having Thanksgiving Dinner]
and I nearly had a panic attack
because there were beer cans EVERYWHERE
and I was all… “Next on [...]
Touche Salesman…Touche
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged "Could you possibly turn me off more and do you want to go make out?", comedy, does God have feet?, fashion, funny, haha, hilarious, is-he-or-isnt-he?, prada sandals, stupid on November 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Part of my job requires me to go to the Dallas Auto Auction once a week and be groped by the eyes of approximately 4,000 dirty old men of varying age, race, and sizes. Awkward…Did I mention that I attend with my father? Awkwarder…
On occasion some yummy little delight emerges from the 3,999 other fellas [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, My Nephew.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged family, funny, humor, silly on November 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Attention Span of a Fire Ant With a Really Short … oh! A Penny!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged funny, giggles, humor, khaki, khaki pants, laughter, pants, silly on November 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So I was totally going to log on and write this really riblogulous post about either (a) the reason I own 3 of the same juvenile Vampire teen drama novels or (b) why my car will NEVER be registered with the State of Texas again (resulting in what I can only imagine to be the [...]
