I’ve officially lost interest in Is-He-Or-Isn’t-He guy because he has stopped playing the game. Probably due to the cold weather, he has settled into a rut of jeans and some type of hoodie jacket or Northface. Today I stood with my back to him for almost 45 minutes before I remembered to check and see what he was wearing. Despite his blue Pumas (which were obviously a last ditch effort to force me to judge him) I just don’t have the desire to put in the effort anymore.
I realease you back to the wild Is-He-Or-Isn’t-He guy. May your life be filled with the judgement of a bitchier bitch than me.